Plus: Reality stars of the aughts are hanging out without you!
Spring bag trends continue to dabble on the dark side, as celebs (mostly) continue to opt for polished, professional colors and silhouettes, with the occasional gold logos or insects thrown in for good measure. I have not yet seen even a hint of millennial pink, and florals are at an obscene minimum. I have been rushing spring for weeks, now, with no results whatsoever! I can only find solace in wearing every floral-patterned thing I own at the same time, and pondering life’s most inscrutable mysteries. Speaking of which, Kerry Washington has a mystery bag!